Double Trouble

"Double your pleasure, double your fun with..." we have all heard the Doublemint Gum jingle, courtesy of Wrigleys, informing us that double the mint truly is better. Now if double the mint is better than obviously that logic can apply to other things. Such as money- yeah it works or days off work- no complaints there and free meals- love them. But there is one thing I love dearly that will not double my pleasure or fun, girls. Girl on girl action is the most overrated cheap 'thrill' out there and I can live without it.

Now if you're a guy and reading this you probably want my man card and are questioning my sexuality. Because girl on girl is certainly the most common of male fantasies. And understandably so, because you have all those things guys love about girls times two. But really I am 23 years old now. Girls making out was cool when I was still able to count how many pubes I had. The novelty has faded away.

Two girls making out in a bar is nothing more than PDA. And what is hot about PDA? I am not getting in on the action so why would or should I care to see it? I don't. People don't go crazy and get turned on when a guy and girl make out and grope each other. In fact many think it's gross. Now for those who claim they don't want to see another guy do work, you watch porn which is chalk full of complete strangers doing far more than bumping and grinding. So there should not be a difference in opinion when two girls publicly engage each other. Bottom line, guys stop egging girls on to do this crap, it's just no kosher. And girls stop agreeing to do it, especially if you claim to be straight.