A few people need to get it

Numerous people and things need to get whooped.

Officer Robert Powell: Come on guy, where was the common sense that police officers are supposed to use when they are on duty? It does not matter that the person who was pulled over was an NFL running back, had this happened to anyone else it still would be just as outraging. A mere ticket can wait for running a stop sign. Especially when that vehicle that ran the stop sign heading straight to an emergency room loading dock. Sure your job is tough, but what is supposed to set you apart from others is your ability to assess a situation and make a quick decision based on common sense. Officer Powell, your resignation should have happened immediately.

University of California San Diego: How do you send acceptance letters to 29,000 REJECTED students? Is a simple apology supposed to make up for such a blunder? Had this been the dream choice for any of those students this letter would be one of the cruelest April Fools jokes of all time.

Justin Gaston: You are 20 years old and dating a 16 year old. I could care less that the GIRL you are dating is a millionaire, she is still just 16. Miley Cyrus may be cute but that's where it ends for me. She can only be labeled a cute girl, because she just got a license, is of sophomore age (in high school), and still has a body that has not developed. What the hell are you doing? Couldn't you find someone who is of legal age to fool around with and not statutorily rape a girl to set yourself up for life. You're almost as bad as K-Fed.

The Economy: Hating on the economy is nothing new, so this will be short. I overheard a guy use this as a line to entice a girl, "Cmon girl you know I just turned down overtime so that I could see you after work." On the real I know it's bad out there but do your pickup lines need to be that topographical?