How Unprofessional.

Funny Photo Friday: Barney is Gross

Mascot version of popular kids character, "Barney" engages in lewd, overtly sexual behavior during a fan greeting.

I'll be pithy, because I know you already think it is immature, but honestly, this is hilarious. Everyone's position in this photo is perfect. First of all, Barney's hands are touching nothing but the young child's head, and he's facing downward, and he seems to have a deviant, euphoric expression on his face, as if he's experiencing some type of deviant stimiluation.

Secondly, the child's head is dead center, bullseye, right down the middle of Barney's crotch. It just cannot be explained any other way. Also, her hands are not wrapped around Barney as if she were hugging him, but instead pressed against his thighs as if she were supporting her head, neck, and back by pushing against his lower body. Why would she ever need to do that??

Lastly, the mother, who already has another munchkin to worry about, appears to be appauled by the interaction between Barney and her young daughter. She's either crying, or yelling for them to stop.

This one made me laugh outloud because if the person inside that Barney suit is a woman, they probably were unaware of the poor positioning of that hug, and had no idea what it would look like from a distance. But if the person in that costume is a guy, fire him, and arrest him, he's a pedophile,...and apprently, a dinosaur who likes oral sex.